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AEW DYNAMITE RESULTS 03-05-2025

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MJF opens Dynamite FURIOUS at Hangman. He will not wait for Sunday and wants to fight Hangman on the streets of Sacramento TONIGHT

“There’s only gonna be 2 things you’ll be remembered for… One of those things is that Swerve briefly revived your career.

The second, your ring announcer wife.”

- Swerve Strickland to Ricochet

Swerve and Ricochet are out for their contract signing. The signing ends with Ricochet attempting to get Swerve with the scissors again.

Ricochet gets blocked, and Swerve catches Ricochet with scissors of his own and leaves him bleeding.

  • WILL OSPREAY, ORANGE CASSIDY, MARK BRISCOE AND WILL HOBBS DEF LANCE ARCHER, BRIAN CAGE, MARK DAVIS AND BRYAN KEITH

Post match, the Don Callis family takes out Hobbs and Kyle Fletcher makes his way out.

Hobbs gets a combination chokeslam/powerbomb onto steel steps.

Fletcher reminded Mark Davis that Ospreay is the enemy.

Davis smacks Ospreay with a chair. Fletcher puts Ospreay through a chair with a brainbuster.


  • WHEELER YUTA HAS WALKED OUT ON JON MOXLEY

Adam Copeland def. Wheeler Yuta after a great match. Copeland doesn't attack Yuta tho. He shakes his hand and tells him that THIS IS WHAT RESPECT FEELS LIKE.

Jon Moxley comes out and asks Yuta what was that all about. Moxley gets in Yuta's face but Yuta shoves him back and leaves.


MJF is completely unhinged as Hangman tried to run him over and then chased him into the arena.

MJF and Hangman are brawling when MJF low blows Hangman and hits him with the Dynamite Diamond Ring.

MJF says these people like when Hangman burns thing? Well MJF is gonna burn something..

MJF attempted to set Hangman on fire when security and referees interfere and stop MJF.

MJF screams LET ME PROVE MY POINT as he's dragged out of the building.

  • MEGAN BAYNE AND PENELOPE FORD DEF. KRIS STATLANDER AND THUNDER ROSA


Mariah May and Toni Storm have a sit down interview with Renee Paquette that starts with Mariah spitting in Toni’s face.

Mariah is distraught. She blames Toni Storm for making Mariah attack her. Even Renee asks Mariah what's wrong with her and what is she talking about? She started this situation.

Mariah says on Sunday, both of these women are going down. Mariah is the woman from hell and she's pulling Toni down to hell with her.

Toni Storm says Mariah May is not worthy of death and she will sentence her to a lifetime of mediocrity.

Renee prays that both ladies will be ok after Sunday. Mariah and Toni respond at the same time

PRAY FOR HER!