WWE RAW opens up with Jey Uso and LA Knight arguing over the end of last week's RAW where Jey Uso spear Knight for what he perceived as an old debt
"Just like that sign says, my jorts are stronger than your jeans, Brock"
John Cena cuts a classic John Cena promo from the people at Springfield where Cena played football. Cena insults Brock Lesnar a few times and we're off to the races for Wrestlepaloooooooooooooza.
Is the Hugger Bayley back?!
Lyra Valkyria def. Roxanne Perez after reversing a Crossface into a pinfall.
Post match Raquel and Roxanne jump Lyra but Hayley returns and saves her before giving out hugs to the commentary team
Adam Pearce finalises the contract signing between Iyo Sky & Stephanie Vaquer and as they are wishing each other luck, The Kabuki Warriors barge in.
Asuka says that Stephanie will face Kairi Sane tonight.
Jimmy Uso tells LA Knight he can't be his partner tonight. But later on Jimmy goes to see Jey and Jey is on the phone with someone saying he needs to run something by them.
Jey tells Jimmy he CAN'T team with LA Knight and Jimmy tells Jey he don't got an UlanFala around his neck to be telling Jimmy what to do.
So Jimmy agrees to team with LA Knight.
Penta def. Kofi Kingston as the New Day attempts to petition the WWE Universe to ban the Mexican Destroyer
Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins come out to seperate theme songs. CM Punk and AJ Lee are out to AJ's theme.
CM Punk says this is because both of their egos are too big. Will they get along this Sunday? Seth Rollins starts insulting AJ Lee, she slaps him across his face.
Seth Rollins says he doesn't hit women but he has someone who does. Except Becky doesn't attack. She says he got them both into this. She leaves.
Punk and AJ are laughing at Rollins. Rollins gets Punk to chase him then Becky Lynch takes out AJ Lee while Punk is gone.
They had a plan. They executed it.
Dominik is trying to do an interview when Penta is ambushed backstage by the New Day.
Does Penta need a PARTNER???
What is this show 💀💀💀💀
Grande Americano def. Dragon Lee with the help of the two other Americanos
AJ Styles tried to help fight them off but he was not successful.
Lyra Valkyria eavesdrops on Bayley having a fight with herself. It sounds like the Ding Dong Hello heel took out the Hugger face Bayley when Lyra walks in.
Evil Bayley snaps at Lyra asking why wouldn't she knock, what if she was naked?
Stephanie Vaquer def. Kairi Sane
Asuka comes out to fight Vaquer post match.
Iyo Sky runs out to separate the fight. Backstage, Iyo tells Asuka that she wants to win the title on her own. Asuka tells Iyo that she better win.
The Vision def. LA Knight and Jimmy Uso
Post match Bronson holds up Jimmy while Bron Breakker Spears him. Jey Uso comes out for the save but LA Knight is holding a chair behind him so Jey freaks out.
All seems good but LA Knight hits Jey Uso with the BFT to close the show
