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Roman Reigns Cooks Seth Rollins | WWE RAW Results 07-13-2026

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Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar open RAW to a massive pop. They bring the police with them.

Heyman calls Oba Femi obsessed. So obsessed that he turned down a WWE World Championship opportunity to face Brock Lesnar.

Heyman calls Oba Femi stupid. But he admits Brock Lesnar is obsessed with Oba Femi too. A lot of people have been obsessed with Brock Lesnar but if Brock Lesnar is obsessed with someone, that's dangerous.

Paul Heyman says he wants to protect his money so he wanted WWE to have a no-touch clause between Lesnar and Oba. He also got a restraining order done to keep Oba Femi away from Brock Lesnar. But also a restraining order on Brock Lesnar because while Lesnar is a beast, the Beast is a law abiding citizen.

Oba Femi comes out. The police surround Brock Lesnar. Oba says he came for a fight. Heyman saya Oba Femi is in violation of the restraining order and asks the police to do their job.

Oba Femi murders five police officers on live TV

He grabs a mic and says he doesn't know what Brock Lesnar has become lately but at Hell in a Cell, no more games. No more low blows. No more running away. It's Brock Lesnar and Oba Femi. Alone in the Cell.


WWE airs a video about the Shield that TECHNICALLY has Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose in it but he's obscured in almost every shot he's in


Iyo Sky gets a win over Roxanne Perez in a great match. Post match, the Judgement Day begins to attack Iyo Sky but Sol Ruca comes out for the save!!!

She was quickly taken out by Raquel Rodriguez and the Judgement Day successfully continued their beat down on Iyo.


The Vision are out in the ring with Maxxine Dupri. Logan Paul dubs her the Vision Queen, confirming she's part of the faction now.

Otis and Tozawa come out. They ask Maxxine if they can talk. She tells the Vision to leave the ring. Tozawa asks what is she doing? This is not like her. Austin Theory is bad for her.

Maxxine says she still loves them but they told her to choose and she chose Austin Theory. Otis says he told her Austin Theory was bad news. She says they don't even know him.

Otis seems like he's about to confess to Maxxine Dupri that he's had feelings for her. Then Austin Theory starts laughing at him. Insulting his appearance. Maxxine is conflicted.

Theory says people like Otis dont end up with people like Maxxine. She's with Theory now... Theory is insulting Otis when Otis attacks. Bron Breakker jumps in. Tozawa tries to fight him off. He can't. The Theory and Breakker jump Otis. He puts up a good fight and even clears Breakker out of the ring until Maxxine Dupri stops him from finishing Theory.

She lures Otis in and allows Theory to attack. She screams did he really think they would ever be together?

Tozawa gets back in the ring and is BROKEN IN HALF by a spear from Bron Breakker. Theory hits Otis in the face with Brass Knuckles. Then Theory and Breakker hit a Spear/STO combo on Otis before posing over his body.


Jimmy Uso comes out during the commercial break looking for Solo Sikoa when he's attacked by Royce Keys. Adam Pearce tries to make a rematch from Friday night between Keys and Jimmy Uso.

They wrestle for a few minutes until Jacob Fatu arrives and attacks Royce Keys. Jacob is screaming that he didn't want to do this and he's going to take out Royce Keys.

Solo Sikoa comes out for the save. He acts like he's going to re-join his family. He puts the One in the air. Then he attacks Jimmy and Jacob. Royce Keys gets back up and they fight but Keys and Solo are taken out.

LA Knight saves Keys and Solo. He's sick of the Bloodline. Now he realizes he's not alone. LA Knight challenges the Usos and Jacob Fatu to a six man match at SummerSlam!


Paul Heyman comes up to the Vision backstage and compliments each of them on their work tonight. Theory asks if this means they're back together now?

Heyman says Maxxine was so good, what the hell do they need him for?


A burnt out, dusty looking Lyra Valkyria comes out and Bayley asks why did she turn on her? Lyra says Bayley is always making herself into a victim, why does she think everyone always turns on her?

Lyra says every good thing she ever told Bayley is a lie. Bayley isn't worth being on the posters or one WrestleMania. Bayley is the worst of the Four Horsewomen.

Bayley says she knows Lyra is out of her mind because she's saying these things to a former Women's Championship, Royal Rumble winner and now Bayley is going to add kicking Lyra's ass to her list of accomplishments.

The match is set for Saturday Night's Main Event. Lyra attacks Bayley and ends with a Bayley to Belly suplex.


A vignette plays heralding the return of Big Cass to the WWE. Set for the RAW after SummerSlam on August 3rd..


Chad Gable will officially challenge Penta for the Intercontinental Championship at Summerslam in his hometown!!!!!!

Order of elimination in Gauntlet Match:

Dom Mysterio eliminates Joe Hendry

Danhausen distracts Dom

Je'Von Evans eliminates Dom Mysterio

Je'Von Evans eliminates Dragon Lee

Rusev eliminates Je'Von Evans

Chad Gable eliminates Rusev

Chad Gable submits Ethan Page to win the Gauntlet


Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are out to sign their contracts for the World Championship match at SummerSlam

Roman says last week Seth Rollins put everyone to sleep with his promo but Roman was listening. Seth Rollins confirmed what Roman always thought. Rollins is Roman's number one hater.

The crowd chants HES A HATER and Rollins laughs. Roman says Rollins is sitting there laughing but that's the only thing Seth Rollins is number one at. Rollins keeps talking as if he and Roman are on the same level. At SummerSlam Roman is gonna show Seth Rollins what being number one is about.

Rollins signs the contract and says he'll see Roman the next time he comes to work.

Roman says no Rollins can't leave now. What happens if Rollins wins the title from Roman? Is he gonna get hurt again? That's what happens every single time. Roman refers to the label of "self sabotage" that people often give Rollins. Roman says that's what happens when you can't handle the weight of being the top guy.

Rollins comes back. Roman says he knows Rollins is number 2 because after all these years he still needs a MITB briefcase to be champion and had to fake an injury just to use it.

Roman says Rollins's work daddy Triple H is running the company and Rollins still can't be number one. Rollins is always gonna be number two. Roman will always be number one. Just acknowledge it, bitch.

Rollins says go ahead and say it all. Rollins can look in the mirror and be proud of himself and he is so glad that he's not Roman Reigns.

Rollins punches Roman in the face. They brawl and Rollins comes out on top to close the show