AEW Dynamite Results 04-03-2024
AEW Dynamite opens with a promo from Adam Copeland where he puts over the company, the locker room, the Elite and Tony Khan. This seems to be in response to CM Punk's Ariel Helwani.
“Theres been a lot of negative BS that has been spewed this week, there has. Screw that. I wanna talk about the positives — AEW makes pro-wrestling more fun, better & AEW is where the best wrestle.”
Copeland says they’re gonna leave the negative BS in the past and AEW is gonna move forward. He introduces Will “OSPREE” and the opening match begins.
WILL OSPREAY vs WILL HOBBS
Hobbs is beating on Ospreay, beyond the boundaries of “friendly competition”. Ospreay eventually powers through and wins a pretty excellent match. Hobbs tries to confront Ospreay after but Callis whispers something into his ear. They leave.
WINNER: Will Ospreay
Ospreay is on his way out when Bryan begins his entrance.
BRYAN DANIELSON vs LANCE ARCHER
Archer starts the match by taking Bryan out before the bell. This begins a pretty damn good David vs Goliath match between Bryan and Archer.
WINNER: Bryan Danielson
CHRIS JERICHO CALLS OUT HOOK
Chris Jericho comes out to a chorus of boos. Calls out Hook and says he really wants to move forward together but he needs to win Hooks trust.
Hook says he got them a match on Collision but he’s going to keep an eye on Jericho.
Jericho says “BET”
BILLY GUNN VS JAY WHITE
Billy Gunn beats the absolute crap out of Jay White for about 10 minutes before the screen shows the Acclaimed taken out by Bullet Club Gold. But it’s not enough to stop Billy Gunn from beating on Jay White. Eventually the BCG get involved and a DQ is called.
Post match, the Acclaimed even the odds and run off BCG. It appears Bullet Club Gold were given new ROH 6 Man Championship Belt Designs as well.
Willow Nightingale is out to talk about her TBA Championship match against Julia Hart. She’s interrupted by Mercedes Mone who reveals she will challenge for the TBS Championship at Double or Nothing.
AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament: EVPs Matthew and Nicholas Jackson vs Best Friends(Orange Cassidy and Trent Baretta) w/Sue
Slow match that built to a very hot finish. I did think Best Friends had the win at one point. Anytime I can be convinced of a different winner in an obvious match is a good time.
WINNER: The EVPs Move to the Finals
TRENT TURNS ON ORANGE CASSIDY IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOSING TO THE EVPS!!
MARIAH MAY VS THUNDER ROSA; WINNER FACES TONI STORM FOR THE AEW WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
They worked pretty hard but couldn’t get the crowd into it. Thunder Rosa has not been able to recover her lost momentum. But the match was technically sound.
WINNER: THUNDER ROSA
Edge vs Penta El Zero Mierdo is announced for next week
SWERVE STRICKLAND AND SAMOA JOE CONTRACT SIGNING
"I'm going to beat you down so severely. It's going to leave you mentally scarred like you left Diddy's party too late." - Samoa Joe to Swerve Strickland
The contract signing turns into a brawl that leaves Swerve bloody and ko'd. But when Joe thinks he’s done and leave, Swerve starts laughing into a mic.
“If that’s all you got. I’m taking your World Championship. I love this shit.” Swerve takes a pen to his own head and signs the contract in his own blood
Joe rushes back to the ring but Swerve doesn’t care. Joe puts Swerve through a table to end the show.
